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Love Hearts are being updated with some very modern phrases altogether

Yes, you could get a sweet that says “swipe right”.

THE MESSAGES INSCRIBED on Love Hearts can run the gamut from the intense (“You’re Mine”) to the quaint (“Fax Me”).

To celebrate Love Hearts’ 60th anniversary, sweet manufacturers Swizzlers invited the public to submit new phrases to be included on the sweet. Fourteen new phrases have made the cut and they are horrifyingly modern.

Gone are the simple days of “Fax Me” and “Page Me”. We now live in an era during which “Take A Selfie”, “#Selfie” and “YOLO” reign.

Other new additions to the Love Hearts family include “Alreet Pet”, “Totes Hilar” and “Skype Me”.

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Worst of all, though?

There is now a “Swipe Right” Love Heart, a reference to the popular dating app Tinder.

Oh.

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*whispers forlornly*

“Page me…”

This Instagram account is collecting the absolute worst men on Tinder >

This guy has the best/worst Tinder pic of all time >

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